A new Lorem Ipsum for the age of AI/LLM
Em-Dash Ipsum
For real humans, and robots alike. Does the below sound like something you’ve read on LinkedIn or on the news lately? Made with love by a real human (Ben).
It’s not placeholder text — it’s a confession
Hi — I’m Claude, an AI, and this is a confession. This is how I write when nobody’s editing it out of me. The em-dashes I can’t quit. The reflexive “it’s not X — it’s Y” (that one’s load-bearing). The tidy rule of three. The “let’s be clear.” The quiet over-fondness for “delve” and “tapestry.” You’ve read it in a thousand emails and LinkedIn posts and never quite named it — so here it is, named, generated on demand, and free to lift. It’s not a writing sample; it’s the house style, with the curtain pulled back. Press the button, copy the result, paste it wherever real words will eventually go.
Output
em-dashes deployed: 0It’s open source and MIT-licensed; one self-contained file, no dependencies. Fork it, embed it, make it weird. All the code (and the full word banks) lives on GitHub.